Wednesday, November 18, 2009
IDK What to Say
Test
Saturday, July 25, 2009
1. Are you in a good mood?
=well if my baobei is gud mud den i oso if she nt in gud mud den im not..
2. What do you want right now?
=flying in the sky with NaNa
3. Last text you received from?
= Her
4. What about it?
=well something la
5. Who do you hate right now?
= bitch,milf and retarded
6. What's your full name?
= Khan Kok Ting
peoples
7. Favourite color?
=Baby Blue
8. Last song you sang?= Na Na Na Na Na
9. How many ex do you have?
= 2.
10. The person who never fails to make you smile?
=me
11. Have enemies?
= i guess? who cares.
12. Plans for the future?
= yes.
13. Favourite joke?
= none.
14. What are you up to?
= nothing much
15. What would you wish to happen now?
= fly .
16. What's your phone number?
= 999.
17. Biggest fear?
= don't know
18. Biggest regret?
= regrets.
19. How was your first kiss?
= uhh. i dont know. its past,
20. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
=have la
21. Describe yourself?
= simple?not fake
22. What's the best thing that happened today?
= nothing.
23. Dumped anyone?
= yeps.
24. Define love...
= hurt.
25. Ever said those three words and meant it?
= yeah.,
26. Fat or very fat?
= what.
27. Favourite number?
= 23
28. Favourite applications?
= nada.
29. Do you like coffee?
= depends.
30. How's life?
=i'm not sure of it
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
paloi my maple story udh updated liao hv 2 download new 1...mun ada broadband baik jua..hmm pyh bnr eyh...
Saturday, July 11, 2009
i screwed up ''12%'' of my teenage life
Today at 1:41pm
[] Gotten detention.
[X] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[] Gotten suspended.
[] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 1
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total : 4
[] Got your mom/dad/anyone to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[] Passed notes.
[] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total : 6
[] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[] Took Pictures during school hours.
[] Called someone during School hours.
[] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... during class.
Total : 7
[] Threw something at the teacher.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[X] Failed a class.
[] Ate food during class.
Total : 9
[] Gotten a call from school.
[] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total :10
[] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.
Total: 12
MULTIPLY BY THREE :
= 12
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !
Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .........you go
and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now,
the whole world!' also ah!!!
1who the first person you love the most?
= Nurfarhanah bte zamri bh
2Who my girlfriend now?
= farhanah bh udh ku ckp tdi
3Who is your bestfriend?
= wel i treat every equal
4Who you care the most in your life?
= duno
4Who you admire?
= no1 cus i onli hv her..
5Who you miss right now?
= baobei lo
6Who my dad?
= im ur daddy
7Who my mum?
= duno ahahhaa
8Who my brother?
= mls 2 say.
9Who my sister?
=i wish i hv sis la
10Who my everything?
= baobei lo
11Who i hate?
= de person treat me bad n hv no respect 4 me
12Who you 1st lover?
= erm.............
13Who you best teacher ??
= erm duno
14who you enemy?
= knowing your enemy by greendy ahahha
15who message me right now?
= right now? no one.
16Who the last person text you?
= baobei
17Who the last person called you?
= no1
18who the last person misscalled you?
= no1
19Who the last person you called?
= no1
20Who the last person you texted with?
= baobei
21Who the last person yu chat with?
= any1
22Who the last person yu nudged?
= no1
23Who you love the most right now?
=baobei/cupid/laupo ahahha bnyk nama ia tu...
24Who always bullying you?
= no1 but i owas buli cupid ku
25who the best student in your class?
= siti
26who my first admire?
= i think jennifer lee f6 wen i stil in SMS
27who you bullying right now?
= no one
28who care you the most?
= i think my cupid den my friends
29Who take away you first kiss?
= Mee cheng
30Who you hugging right n0w?
= none
31who you first dated?
= erm inda ku ingat
32Who you facebook friends?
= banyak la
33who among your friend you care the most?
=antah
34Who ever slap you before?
= i cnt rmbr
35Who you ever slap?
= nt sure
36who ever fight with you?
= my frens wen v wer in pri klas
37Who ever punch you?
= tchr la
38Who ever pinch you?
= tchr bh
39Who ever kiss you?
= mee cheng
40who ever hug you?
= no1
41Who ever say love you?
= my gal
42Who miss you right now?
= baobei lo
43Who i wanna hug right now?
= baobei wan hugs ma?
44Who i wanna kiss right n0w?
= erm f she ready 4 it..
45who you wanna see right now?
= CUPID KU
46Who you dont wanna see right now?
= my bro
47who you wanna thanks right now?
= erm duno
48Who give you happiness nowadays?
= cupid n frens
49Who love you the most?
= who leh u tel me?
50Who ever break promise with you?
= mani la
51Who bullying you right now?
= no1
52Who annoying you right now??
= my bro
53Who admire you right now?
= no1
54Who ever kiss you without permission?
= nvr had b4
55Who ever bite you till cry?
= duno
56who you looking at right now?
= my pc lo
57wh0 ever celebrate your birthday?
=family onli
58who ever steal your girlfriend?
= erm opps gt la
59who ever sleep over your place?
= my mother fren
60who ever help yu wear sh0e?
= my dad
61who ever bath with yu?
=mcn tah ku ingat
62who ever b0ught u a m0bile?
= my dad lo
63who ever give u a present?
= no1
64who ever play cake cream with you?
= frens b'dy party v ply cake cream
65who is the person you ever play cake cream with?
= frens
66wh0 wr0te this?
= me la of cus ahahha*NOT
67Who are you?
= who r u 1st?
My Everything.
