tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4572876709697237552011-07-29T16:18:58.646+08:00Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-88234551578460272452009-11-18T22:31:00.000+08:002009-11-18T22:35:08.805+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">IDK What to Say<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-8823455157846027245?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-47351825292871337072009-11-18T21:57:00.000+08:002009-11-18T21:59:24.837+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Test</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-4735182529287133707?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-32098080392512449712009-07-25T22:48:00.002+08:002009-07-25T22:59:25.608+08:001. Are you in a good mood?<br />=well if my baobei is gud mud den i oso if she nt in gud mud den im not..<br /><br />2. What do you want right now?<br />=flying in the sky with NaNa<br /><br />3. Last text you received from?<br />= Her<br /><br />4. What about it?<br />=well something la<br /><br />5. Who do you hate right now?<br />= bitch,milf and retarded<br /><br />6. What's your full name?<br />= Khan Kok Ting<br /> peoples<br /><br />7. Favourite color?<br /><span> =Baby Blue<br /><br /></span>8. Last song you sang?= Na Na Na Na Na<br /><div><br />9. How many ex do you have?<br />= 2.<br /><br />10. The person who never fails to make you smile?<br />=me<br /><br />11. Have enemies?<br />= i guess? who cares.<br /><br />12. Plans for the future?<br />= yes.<br /><br />13. Favourite joke?<br />= none.<br /><br />14. What are you up to?<br />= nothing much<br /><br />15. What would you wish to happen now?<br />= fly .<br /><br />16. What's your phone number?<br />= 999.<br /><br />17. Biggest fear?<br />= don't know<br /><br />18. Biggest regret?<br />= regrets.<br /><br />19. How was your first kiss?<br />= uhh. i dont know. its past,<br /><br />20. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?<br />=have la<br /><br />21. Describe yourself?<br />= simple?not fake<br /><br />22. What's the best thing that happened today?<br />= nothing.<br /><br />23. Dumped anyone?<br />= yeps.<br /><br />24. Define love...<br />= hurt.<br /><br />25. Ever said those three words and meant it?<br />= yeah.,<br /><br />26. Fat or very fat?<br />= what.<br /><br />27. Favourite number?<br />= 23<br /><br />28. Favourite applications?<br />= nada.<br /><br />29. Do you like coffee?<br />= depends.<br /><br />30. How's life?<br />=i'm not sure of it<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-3209808039251244971?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-68096856442037904012009-07-14T22:41:00.002+08:002009-07-14T23:47:50.700+08:00paloi my maple story udh updated liao hv 2 download new 1...mun ada broadband baik jua..hmm pyh bnr eyh...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-6809685644203790401?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-34559401617775337602009-07-11T21:59:00.003+08:002009-07-11T22:33:31.455+08:00<div class="byline">Today at 1:41pm</div> [] Gotten detention.<br />[X] Gotten your phone taken away in class.<br />[] Gotten suspended.<br />[] Gotten caught chewing gum.<br />[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.<br /><br />Total: 1<br /><br />[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.<br />[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times<br />[] Turned at least 3 projects in late<br />[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.<br />[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.<br /><br />Total : 4<br /><br />[] Got your mom/dad/anyone to get you out of school.<br />[x] Texted people during class.<br />[] Passed notes.<br />[] Threw stuff across the room.<br />[x] Laughed at the teacher.<br /><br />Total : 6<br /><br />[] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.<br />[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.<br />[] Took Pictures during school hours.<br />[] Called someone during School hours.<br />[] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... during class.<br /><br />Total : 7<br /><br />[] Threw something at the teacher.<br />[X] Went outside the classroom without permission.<br />[] Broke the dress code.<br />[X] Failed a class.<br />[] Ate food during class.<br /><br />Total : 9<br /><br />[] Gotten a call from school.<br />[] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.<br />[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.<br />[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.<br />[] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.<br />[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.<br /><br />Total :10<br /><br />[] Faked your parents signature.<br />[x] Slept in class.<br />[] Cursed at a teacher to their face.<br />[x] Copied homework.<br /><br />Total: 12<br /><br /><br />MULTIPLY BY THREE :<br />= 12<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-3455940161777533760?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-5793165920770968622009-07-04T22:26:00.001+08:002009-07-04T22:43:40.775+08:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> with your finger mah !</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> better than your finger, right ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> menses?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> making love ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .........you go</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> the whole world!' also ah!!!<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-579316592077096862?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-62971295287138234782009-07-04T16:11:00.004+08:002009-07-04T16:33:40.971+08:001who the first person you love the most?<br /><br />= Nurfarhanah bte zamri bh<br /><br />2Who my girlfriend now?<br /><br />= farhanah bh udh ku ckp tdi<br /><br />3Who is your bestfriend?<br /><br /><span> = wel i treat every equal<br /></span><div><br /><br />4Who you care the most in your life?<br /><br />= duno<br /><br />4Who you admire?<br /><br />= no1 cus i onli hv her..<br /><br />5Who you miss right now?<br /><br />= baobei lo<br /><br />6Who my dad?<br /><br />= im ur daddy<br /><br />7Who my mum?<br /><br />= duno ahahhaa<br /><br />8Who my brother?<br /><br />= mls 2 say.<br /><br />9Who my sister?<br /><br />=i wish i hv sis la<br /><br />10Who my everything?<br /><br />= baobei lo<br /><br />11Who i hate?<br /><br />= de person treat me bad n hv no respect 4 me<br /><br />12Who you 1st lover?<br /><br />= erm.............<br /><br />13Who you best teacher ??<br /><br />= erm duno<br /><br />14who you enemy?<br /><br />= knowing your enemy by greendy ahahha<br /><br />15who message me right now?<br /><br />= right now? no one.<br /><br />16Who the last person text you?<br /><br />= baobei<br /><br />17Who the last person called you?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />18who the last person misscalled you?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />19Who the last person you called?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br /><br />20Who the last person you texted with?<br /><br />= baobei<br /><br />21Who the last person yu chat with?<br /><br />= any1<br /><br />22Who the last person yu nudged?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />23Who you love the most right now?<br /><br />=baobei/cupid/laupo ahahha bnyk nama ia tu...<br /><br />24Who always bullying you?<br /><br />= no1 but i owas buli cupid ku<br /><br />25who the best student in your class?<br /><br />= siti<br /><br />26who my first admire?<br /><br />= i think jennifer lee f6 wen i stil in SMS<br /><br />27who you bullying right now?<br /><br />= no one<br /><br />28who care you the most?<br /><br />= i think my cupid den my friends<br /><br />29Who take away you first kiss?<br /><br />= Mee cheng<br /><br />30Who you hugging right n0w?<br /><br />= none<br /><br />31who you first dated?<br /><br />= erm inda ku ingat<br /><br />32Who you facebook friends?<br /><br />= banyak la<br /><br />33who among your friend you care the most?<br /><br />=antah<br /><br />34Who ever slap you before?<br /><br />= i cnt rmbr<br /><br />35Who you ever slap?<br /><br />= nt sure<br /><br />36who ever fight with you?<br /><br />= my frens wen v wer in pri klas<br /><br />37Who ever punch you?<br /><br />= tchr la<br /><br />38Who ever pinch you?<br /><br />= tchr bh<br /><br />39Who ever kiss you?<br /><br />= mee cheng<br /><br />40who ever hug you?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />41Who ever say love you?<br /><br />= my gal<br /><br />42Who miss you right now?<br /><br />= baobei lo<br /><br />43Who i wanna hug right now?<br /><br />= baobei wan hugs ma?<br /><br />44Who i wanna kiss right n0w?<br /><br />= erm f she ready 4 it..<br /><br />45who you wanna see right now?<br /><br />= CUPID KU<br /><br />46Who you dont wanna see right now?<br /><br />= my bro<br /><br />47who you wanna thanks right now?<br /><br />= erm duno<br /><br />48Who give you happiness nowadays?<br /><br />= cupid n frens<br /><br />49Who love you the most?<br /><br />= who leh u tel me?<br /><br />50Who ever break promise with you?<br /><br />= mani la<br /><br /><br />51Who bullying you right now?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />52Who annoying you right now??<br /><br />= my bro<br /><br />53Who admire you right now?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />54Who ever kiss you without permission?<br /><br />= nvr had b4<br /><br />55Who ever bite you till cry?<br /><br />= duno<br /><br />56who you looking at right now?<br /><br />= my pc lo<br /><br />57wh0 ever celebrate your birthday?<br /><br />=family onli<br /><br />58who ever steal your girlfriend?<br /><br />= erm opps gt la<br /><br />59who ever sleep over your place?<br /><br />= my mother fren<br /><br />60who ever help yu wear sh0e?<br /><br />= my dad<br /><br />61who ever bath with yu?<br /><br />=mcn tah ku ingat<br /><br />62who ever b0ught u a m0bile?<br /><br />= my dad lo<br /><br />63who ever give u a present?<br /><br />= no1<br /><br />64who ever play cake cream with you?<br /><br />= frens b'dy party v ply cake cream<br /><br />65who is the person you ever play cake cream with?<br /><br />= frens<br /><br />66wh0 wr0te this?<br /><br />= me la of cus ahahha*NOT<br /><br />67Who are you?<br /><br />= who r u 1st?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-6297129528713823478?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-5266522239972042842009-06-25T23:45:00.004+08:002009-06-26T01:41:11.384+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Last two dys ago<br /> Awsum dy frm us*bboll</span><br /><br />last 2 dy v VS ccms..i tot dey team is last yr team b ol big2 n gud in bbol..due to qurrel bout sumtin2 so dey nt team anymore...diz team v Verses nt as gud as i tot...v gt 100points n ccms gt 36 points sooooooo far away frm our points..<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"> Jack house</span><br />dat tym v cn walk 2 jack house cuz v 8 kpg.bru its too far n it rainin oso..so my dad was 8 kpg.bru wer my old house is...so i phone my dad 2 pick us up 8 bbol court..v otw 2 jack house ahahha..awu antam sja masuk bilik jack*mcn bilik tani pula ahahaXD..wel brian as usual stripping in jack rum...<br /><br />wheeeee sudenly anak chat wif daddy(me)...webcams ahahhaha wif anak..den dey ol gila2...dey dat lyk say sumtin unsensble*error spelin ahahhaXD...brian say he goin 2 skul tok 2 mr.leo*he lie...wen he bck sudenly jessica run in..n i was lyk O_O huh?wel nvm bout it...as f i cre...<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">i onli cre 4 my BaoBei onli</span>..marvin ply msn game wif viv(my anak),me on9 sign bored ahahhaaXD,puang ply dota,brian bsid me doin nthg n jessica oso*blank in dey mind n jack hmm i nt sure wat on his mind he doin nthg but gt disturd brian n jessica..<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Otw 2 OGDC</span><br />wen v 8 seria town i lukin 4 dvd's wan diz i wan dat but den i mlz tia kn beli ahhhaaXD..wel skip goin ogdc ahahaha...wel v reach der wooooo sum1 hvin party der...dey party was over oledi so dey headin home alot of gals den bois..im was lyk OKAY!!!*baobei dn jelez ok...<br />actually i hv lost interests of gals*<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">4 REAL </span>but nt u baobei..since i couple wif u baobei kn xample la i luk 8 dat gal but nthg or wat so evr in my mind...de onli gal dat in my mind nw is <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">U </span></span>lo...so v order fud*lapar wa...ah zai n doremon hvnt cum..so wait3 den finaly dey ere wif dey new bag converse bag which is green colour..let skip it..<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BEACH pantai2</span></span><br />wer v reach dey de plc is full of crabs ahahah alot2 wheeeeee...futboll crabs ahahhahaXD...i caught 1crab..dis crab wan 2 fight me..it show dat de crab is nt scared of me...2nd tym other crab oso wan 2 fight me im lyk wtf...lucky dis tym im usin stick 2 fight de crab bck ahahha lai2 let c who win ahahahaXD...wel v goin 2 de river mouth..half way der marvin use de stick write v ol punya GF's xpect 4 doremon la...i rmb marvin write de 1st is Farhanah,qybah,syai,jessica,helen n baby/CT...4 bois is Ting2,brian,jack,jason,shawn n yen2 ahahha YES i cn rmb ahahahhaXP..so v jln2 till der put ol our stuff in 1spot...n head 2 de river mouth...mlz 2 say it ol nw...wait2 diz part is nyc "<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">JACK THE CRABS SLAYER</span></span>"v decided 2 go bck so otw bck i show dis crab walk so i tot i was small but wen go near WOOOOO it BIG..marvin took a photo of it..den jack smach de crab wif de big stick..oh shit it dead...dey brian n jessica Said dis 1 nt big v show de other 1 more bigger..so v head 2 de big 1..Wooooo it bigger de 1 saw juz nw...marvin wan 2 take a photo of it den jack go n smack it..marvin say 2 jack eeeee cb i wan 2 take photo of it n sudenly marvin throw de crab juz nw 1 to him ahahha...blablabla jack use de stick put de dead crab on it..jack throw 2 puang hit his private part ahahahhaXD...puang mental n he kick de dead crab ahahahaXD...puang mental antar de hospital ahahhahaXP...dat de story of jack the crabs slayer...<br />is 1:45 nw it getin l8 oledi i better oi2 nw..<br /><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wo Ai Ni De BaoBei</span></span><br /></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-526652223997204284?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-52694301999190172382009-06-20T23:42:00.002+08:002009-06-21T00:41:25.412+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Yesterdy mydy hmmm no2 ourdy ahahaha dat rt</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />i wake up earli,agen sleep wif my hp haiz...den i bck 2 sleep so tired 1..hmmm wake up saw my clock it olmus 9a.m in de mornin..well tym 4 me 2 head down stairt..hehhee fb tym...ooo baobei wake up earli o..i chang my fb status..so baobei gt post komen on my status den jenny n qibah oso komen on my status lo...so juz rply2...let skip 2 de gud part...viv(our anak)say 2 both of us COUPLE COUPLE COUPLE!!!<br /><br />ahahhaha i i propose her thur fb kind of lame...i sud face2face propose 2 her ma den baru gud2...owh wel viv ask me*daddy oledi couple wif mummy ma?so i ask mummy wat den anz lo...so mummy say YES!!!<br /><br />BaoBei is BieProperty n Bei is BaoBei property..<br />Bie <333 BaoBei<br /><br />patient,kuai,no jealous,nvr giving up,nvr losing faith,no angry 8 each other,no curang2 ahahah n etc..<br /><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-5269430199919017238?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-87924871286640199792009-06-19T22:54:00.003+08:002009-06-20T00:07:10.342+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">Swimming 2dy ahahhaa!!!<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;"></span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">well i wake up earli in de morninng wif my hp dat i sleep wif ahahaha lolx...watch t.v juz 2 waste my tym but de t.v watch me clicking my hp ahhahaha...rplyin ol de komen non-stop till low batt..den sudenly jazz post me komen askin me weather i wan 2 go swimming or nt?OF CUZ YESH la...</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">so den yong txt me i rply his txt...well is 2sumtin in de aftrnn oledi so ya de oledi reach my houz...insid de car i told dem bout de tst i took in de land transport...den office lyk nuts wa...dat tym i usin slipper he scolded me i din noe bout it cuz no1 told me...den der 2galz n 4boiz onli sit 4 de tst..so ya it was easy ol de quez r similer 2 de tst dat tchr gave it 2 me...i think i PASS!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">ahahhahaa yong duno wer de new soon lee so he wen de wron way...but nvm gt sum near shop cn buy der...yesh!!!i wen in de shop 1st tin i search 4 is LOLIPOX aahhahaha...quiet expensive den de lolipox dat i buy in sreia new soon lee...oh well 8least gt lolipox 2 eat*prety jgn jealous ahahahahaXD...jazz buy sunblock...so nw v r otw 2 complex sukan mumong..wow empty de swimming pool 2dy is virgin said jazz..den gt 1person was swimming de pool nt virgin liao...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">olrt yong brin bol2 2 ply ahahaha...olrt let get chang..me i change oledi but still i on FB rply komen 2 NaNa...den off 2 swimming..evry 20 or 40mins gettin more n more pplz..ol ya v talk bout couple*prety dn trasa v din tok bout u blabla ok..is bout boys ahaha..Keep Swimming Swimming Swiming ahahaha got diz frm finding memo ahahahaXD...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Olmus 4pm oledi tym 4 us 2 gt ready 2 go..goin 2 WYWY mkn..lapar eh ahahaha..wheeeee v own plc wer v owaz sit 1..ice bandong n butter curry prawn 4 me,coke 4 jazz n eric,kolomee n ABC mix 4 our blater(yong)...nyaman bnr but hot make de curry more hotter..yong din finish his food he kenyang oledi..counter pay 4 de bill..well it goin 2 end ere nw my laptop low batt oledi so i juz end it ere lo..1dy left sum1 is goin 2 left brunei...u noe who u r la..</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;"></span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-8792487128664019979?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-3453762866451074632009-06-13T23:50:00.004+08:002009-06-14T00:46:42.050+08:00<div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"> HOLZ</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">well xam finaly finish yesterdy ahahhaa...math ppr so hard damn it..screw de math ppr nywer..XAM OVER yahoo Freedom..ya i olmuz 4got mondy gt klaz damn i wan holz..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">abiz diz 1whole klaz sure get scolded by mwc...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">yesh,finish xam tym 4 swimming as a mark of freedom juz lyk wat jaz say MARK OF FREEDOM!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">So fun swiming yesterdy lama oledi i dn go swim...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">theo,jaz,yong,jang,eric,samuel n me...but samuel go hm earli cuz u gt sumtin 2 do..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"> till ere nw fel so sleepy oledi...gtg nw bye</span><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-345376286645107463?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-38186621857048730572009-06-01T22:28:00.001+08:002009-06-01T22:33:25.420+08:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">1ST JUNE</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-3818662185704873057?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-45817914719587113022009-06-01T22:00:00.005+08:002009-06-01T22:22:32.174+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hjotlsXg2o8/SiPjTn5K1uI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Se1hYM7j3A4/s1600-h/image.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hjotlsXg2o8/SiPjTn5K1uI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Se1hYM7j3A4/s400/image.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342363509257328354" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Olrt 2dy Topic Is XAM which is on 6 june diz saturdy<br />Students do during XAM<br />The 7 things<br /></span><ol><li>Sleep</li><li>Eat</li><li>SmS</li><li>Roam*duno wat de hell is diz</li><li>Watching T.V</li><li>Juz think of touching Books</li><li>Asking others 'wat hv de learn'?!!!</li></ol>F v do ol doz 7 Things sure v'll get de result of diz 0/100% in XAM<br /><br />so b sure dat study 2 get <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" >GOOD RESULT!!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >GUDLUCK</span> Every1!!!<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-4581791471958711302?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-3878345965146771022009-06-01T00:56:00.002+08:002009-06-01T01:01:24.751+08:00<h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">LOVE </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">IS</span></span><br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Patient<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Kind<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Not Jealous<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Not Proud<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Not Boatful<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Not Rude<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Not Demanding Of Its Own Way<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Not Irritable</h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Not Keeping Record Of Wrong<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Not Rejoicing In Injustice<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Rejoicing Whenever Truth Wins Out<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Never Giving Up<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Never Losing Faith<br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Always Hopeful n Enduring Through Every Circumstance <br /></h3><h3 style="text-align: center;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">bla bla bla End Of The Stories</h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-387834596514677102?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-75788830849843987172009-05-31T23:25:00.003+08:002009-05-31T23:31:57.879+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">TODAY<br /><br />so bored 2dy...i was ply lappy den my mum ask me 2 learn drivin ahhhh lazy 2 go bh...force me 2 go damn it..wel i learn lo...aftr dat i sat on de couch layin down...my eyes is so heavy den sleep ahahaha i sleep wif my hp dat i holdin bla bla bla en of 2dy<br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-7578883084984398717?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-20195607536086760462009-05-31T21:34:00.005+08:002009-05-31T23:23:28.793+08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" > Mrs.Maria Farewell Party Yesterday </span><br /></div><br />Well i told my frenz dat i going 2 b der 8 2p or 2:20pm lyk dat but den wen i on my way hm 2 kb i saw my dad car he going 2 work so yeah i was think iz my dad going 2 b bck 8 work lyk around <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" >3 pm or 4pm?</span>so i prepare my things dat i nid 4 de party...well it still earli so i juz on my lappy n start 2 play CS nt c ppl ass..JUZ DNT MISUNDERSTAND IT OKAY!!!!!den bla bla bla so is oledi 2:30pm i wen down stairt watch tv...aftr lyk 10min my dad hm YESH!!! ahahahah apakn...<br /><br />Otw 2 seria my dad ask me gt pick frenz or nt?so i say ya gt lo...wen 2 pick THEO n stright(wat ever de spelling is la)2 <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANDUKI</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">!!! <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Brian-<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">King</span>,Sharmin-<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A's</span>,Theo-<span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Jack</span> n me-<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Joker</span>...juz dat Yong-<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Queen</span> nt der...he go 2tion 4 malay[rajin wa si queen ni]</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Lucky my frenz din ask me y i cum l8 ahahahha[lucky me]...i meet my old frenz der n he oso hving party which iz nxet 2 our plc...</span></span></span></span></span></span>Lolx dey hvnt evn start de fire yet...den slowly den started de fire Finally...<br /><br />I lazy 2 say cuz i might bored u ol so let juz skip 2 de nyc part...oh ya redzali iz up de tree...i duno hw he gt up der but de <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">DOOM</span> 4 sure!!! theo,sharmin,john n naz throw de water balloon 8 he ahahahaXD..den dey use ice nt dat big la n throw 8 him...he juz OIIIII dn throw de ice ahahaha but dey dn car wat he juz say...YEA,let eat HUNGRY 4 FOODS...juz lyk Nura say <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">NOW IS MY TYM 2 EAT</span> </span>aahhahaXD....nxt v ol take pix ahahahha quite alot of pix been take..<br /><br />Juz 6tchrz came 4 de party wel v ol hapi wif it doesnt matter de other tchrz dn cum...is tym 4 our <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">water balloon ATTACK</span></span> tym 2 get <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">WET</span></span> boys n gals...oh yea theo was de 1st person been attack by dey pity theo...nxt marvin ask 2 gather 8 de ice box...in my mind he tryin 2 splash(duno weather spell corect or nt la dn cre)...so i get 1 big bottle n pour de cold water in...ahahahaha get ready boys i going 2 balaz dendam cuz u ol make me wet ahahaha....splash ere n der,ere n der ahahhaa HYPER!!!<br /><br />Olrt galz nw u ol turn 2 get wet...v duno dn cre weather u ol gt xtra shirt ot nt ahahhaa juz get <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" >WET</span>..den de galz oso join use ply wet..ahahhaha v buli doesnt who iz innocent ahahhaha n doesnt who run away frm our target aahahaXD...wel it get l8 oledi so v stop n start 2 clean de plc up bla bla bla den one by one dey ol go hm...<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">END OF THE STORY</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span></span></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-2019560753608676046?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-7229531021339015252009-03-28T14:52:00.005+08:002009-03-28T15:39:05.660+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swimming yesterday</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >Yong , Theo , Jaz , Me , Sameul n Adrian swimming at mumong complex...<br /><br />lolx I CN SWIM ahahahahaXD...well is true dat tym i juz ply water n dey ol tryin 2 swim so<br /><br />yesterdy i try 2 swim so i did it ahahaah...<br /><br />Dey ol say i bangga la n say dat i pretend i duno hw 2 swim...<br /><br />2b honest juz yesterdy i noe it </span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Go</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" > 2 WYWY Makan</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >Jaz order Coke , Theo order roti telur n cold water , Me i order apple juice sumtin2 la n our drive<br /><br />Yong order kolomei(duno wheather my spelling corect or nt) n pepsi...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >so many tym Jaz try 2 take pix owaz failed may cuz too dark or cnt c 1 of us..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" > JAZ SHOW</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">1st he take sum suger n put on table..after dat he arrange it in a straight</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />lines</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">...wer he done wif it he tok his strow </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">n sux it in 2 his nose ahahaha..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">ahahaha so funi he sneeze out de suger ahahaa n sum r still in his nose..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Well dat ol hapen yesterdy</span><br /></span></span> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-722953102133901525?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-56529761473238518872009-03-17T13:38:00.002+08:002009-03-17T13:46:33.843+08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><font size="5"> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> Stupid Speech 2mlo</span></font><br /><br /><ol><li>Stupid ehhhhhh i do wan 2 redo my eassy agen wa...</li><li>i dn wan 2 join...</li><li>dat tchr owaz -mark frm my xam ppr so dat i join..</li><li>Strezz udh eng fail apa lagi kn speec esuk...</li><li>duno wat gonna happen 2mlo <font size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold;">LOLX</span></font></li></ol></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-5652976147323851887?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-23738622622606857762009-03-04T11:04:00.001+08:002009-03-04T11:05:54.358+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Testing2x<br />Jack to Joker<br />Can you read this?<br />If you can.. then your blog is ready to be blogged</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/457287670969723755-2373862262260685776?l=theprivatejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Th3 PriVate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358625477004751457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-457287670969723755.post-10777692002316576172009-02-28T21:01:00.006+08:002009-03-04T11:03:40.031+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hjotlsXg2o8/Sak2qNQotjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/A44UPDRackQ/s1600-h/n730023491_1506079_5957872.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hjotlsXg2o8/Sak2qNQotjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/A44UPDRackQ/s400/n730023491_1506079_5957872.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307833734574683698" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">1st time me have "BLOG"</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' 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